girl went to doctor due to bad cough and colds. doc places stethoscope on her chest and said, "big breaths." girl proudly replies, "yeth, and i'm only thixteen!"
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Babae: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko?
Doc: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at magpapaligo sa kanya, kasi putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa.
Babae: Hah?! Hindi nga?!
Doc: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!
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bisaya went to the US to have his penis checked. in the clinic, the bisaya pulled down his pants and exclaimed: SAKIT DOK!
the american doctor blurted out: SUCK IT YOURSELF!
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