Pacquiao Jokes

CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,

PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

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Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung
sweets.

Jinky: Nasan honey? Ang lambing mo naman.
May pasalubong ka pa sakin!

Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. Ang dilim
kaya!

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Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name?

Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin…“MANKY”

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INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao

TACTICS - tunog ng orasan
PAYT - laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL - pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH - name ng dyowa nya?!
NO PEER - sponsor nya
MOTOR KID - pag-ikot nya sa Manila
CHECK IN - manok sa McDo
CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS - nakalaban nya
WIT - timbang
WAWAWEH - noontime show
DUET - gawin mo
L.A. - Leto Attyinsah!
QUOTES - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!

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"Dare what it takes to be, then we shall so because it is. To do or not, now or what else to be without" You know!"
--Words of wisdom from Manny Pacquiao.

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C Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...

Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa "PEACE" and order sa inyong lugar...GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh...ang masasabii ku lang diyan ay...
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,...maraming "FISH" sa GenSan pero wala maxado umo-Order.

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Si Manny habang inimbita ni PGMA sa isang Hapunan...

GMA:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si GMA sa waiter.

Waiter: And you, Sir?

Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too

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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!

- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.