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a janitor caught Two students naked having sex in a classroom

Janitor: aha! violating school rules!
boy student: what rule?!

Janitor (thinking): NOT WEARING UNIFORM!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Isang araw pinatawag ng Arsobispo ang isang Pari

ARSOBISPO : Padre, pinasok ka raw ng babaeng hubad sa kuarto mo? Ano ginawa mo???
Pari: Tumakbo ako! E kung sa inyo po nangyari yun mahal na Arsobispo? ano gagawin nyo?
ARSOBISPO : MAGSISINUNGALING DIN!!!

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After sex, panay pa rin hawak ng girl sa organ ang lalaki...
BOY: Gusto mo pa ulit?
GIRL: Hindi...Namimiss ko lang...Meron kasi ako n2 dati eh....

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Baket natatakot bumaba ang mga babae sa jeep sa kanto ng TINIO st. sa Quezon city, San Pablo at Mandaluyong?
Answer: Kasi ang sigaw ng jeepney driver " O yung mga bababa, KANTO TINIO NA!!!

hehehe peace!

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a lady in a bar walks toward the boy barista and puts her finger into the barman's mouth

barista: lustfully kisses and licks each finger

lady: Tell your manager der's mo more toilet paper at ladies C.R.

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what is a shock?

shock is when a husband is having sex with her pregnant wife when suddenly, little hands grab his penis and said..."daddy huli ka!"

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2 make 8 stand,
u wet it

2 make 8 wet,
u suck it

2 make 8 stiff,
u lick it

2 get it in,
u push it...

damn! threading a needle when u get older is NO JOKE! hehehehe

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define "love"?

according to the nurses and medical staffs,
"Love is like an illness"

anyone who gets infected always ends up in bed hehehehe

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DIFFICULY REALITY:

"Waiting for the right 1 is never easy...

specially when the wrong 1 is so.... YUMMY!"

Kutow

Nagtanong ang teacher kay Juan

Teacher: anong hayop nagsisimula sa letter 'K'
Juan: Kuto po

Teacher: hindi!!! nagtatapos ito sa letter 'W'
Juan: ma'am alam ko nah po..kutow po

Teacher: hindi!!! pang lupa ito
Juan: ah alam ko na po..kutow lupa po

Teacher: hindi!!! may sungay ito
Juan: ahhh demonyong kutow!

Singlish Chat from 98.7FM Singapore