Gost Payter Part 2 with Subtitles

Gost Payter Part 1 with Subtitles

Blind Date

Ang pagsasarili

True Pinoy Signs Found While Traveling

True Pinoy Signs Found While Traveling


Taxi and outside cars not allowed - sign at a parking lot

No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended. - sign at Philcoa

Sorry for the inconvenient. - typical roadwork sign

Your taxes is working. Temporarily close. Yet another typical roadwork sign

Slow Men at Work - PLDT sign

No parking and repair here - sign on a house beside a car repair shop


Please help our comfort room clean. - sign at a self-service restaurant in Cebu

Fresh frozen chicken sold here - sign in a Baguio grocery

Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia! Beware of pickpockets - sign near a Church

None ID, nothing entry - sign at construction site, Cubao


now showing- the carpenters - on a sign outside a construction site

Jojo's Beauty Salon, for man and woman - on a billboard in Pampanga

No trispassing. If you trispass, you will be biten by d?dog. - sign in Tondo

Barya lang po sa umaga - sign in jeeps

Johnny's, the Fried of Marikina - they sell tasty fried chicken, guess where?


"...experience is needed but not required.."- sa classified ads

This one is not in Pinas pero pwede na rin siguro: A church sign in front of the priest's reserved parking space: THOU SHALT NOT Park Here!

Petal attraction - pangalan ng isang flower shop

Maruya Carey, BananaramaCue - sa menu signboard sa Potato Corner kiosk sa Greenbelt

Actual store names in Metro Manila believe it or not:


Anita BakeryActual store names in Metro Manila believe it or not:

Ali Baka (Shawarma)

Beefer 150 ( Meat Shop )

Common Cents Store ( Sari-sari Store )

Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery )

Curl Up And Dye ( Beauty Salon )

Doris Day And Night

Elizabeth Tailoring

Farmacia With Love ( A Drugstore )

Felix the Cut ( Barber Shop )

Goldirocks ( Gravel & Sand Shop )

Labo Optical

Mane Attraction ( Beauty Parlor )

Meating Place ( Meat Shop )

Memory Drug ( A Mercury Drug Clone )

Nacho Fast ( Nachos To Go )

Passers Buy ( Convenience Store )

R. Maramot Leasing (A Batangas Co.)

Saudia Hairlines ( Beauty Salon )

Scissors Palace ( Barber shop )

Second Time Around ( Second Hand Watch Store )

TapSi TurBi ( Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka

The Way We Wear ( Boutique )

Wash & Carry ( Laundromat )

MacDonuts ( Donut Shop )

Mat & Jeep ( Jeep Accessories Shop )

Mercy Buko ( Fresh Coconut Roadside Shop )

Pizza Hot ( Pizza Place )

Your Best Vet ( Veterinary Clinic )

I saw this bakery in Project 6. It's called Bread Pitt.

My friend saw a sign infront of a 7-11 Convenience store being built. It says "sorry for the inconvenience"


King Tuckee's Fried Tsiken....

Jullibee's wonder Chicken...

Cheeny's Roasters...

"original 1935 pandesal for sale" - A pandesal shop in aurora boulevard

"cinavon" -- with matching cinema film type logo laundromat

Lito...Lapida Maker!

Mang Donalds - burger shop in pasig town proper


On the Ofc door of Atty. Domingo Carriedo fr. Cebu: the sign says, Notary Public Tumatanggap din po ng labada tuwing Linggo.

Cooking ng ina mo rin - right across cooking ng ina mo

We make modern and antique furnitures - along a highway in Pampanga

Cooking ng ina mo - on a carinderia

Sa Simbahan

Kumpisalan

Tulume: Father, patawarin po ninyo ako.

Pari: Ano ang kasalanan mo?

Tulume: Nagnakaw po ako ng limang manok.

Pari: Magdasal ka ng limang Ama Namin.

Tulume: Father, walong Ama Namin na po ang dadasalin ko. Babalikan ko pa iyong naiwang tatlong manok.


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madre: father, tell your seminarians not to urinate along the fence.
priest: sister naman! maliliit na bagay pinapansin mo...
madre: no! malalaki father, malalakiiiiii!!!


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2 madre nirerape ng goons.
madre1: dyos ko, patawarin mo po sila. hindi nila nalalaman ang kanilang ginagawa!
madre2: ay, yung akin marunong!

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pari: sister, *** ba yung nasa cr? kunin ko lang toothbrush ko.
sister: sandali naka panty lang ako.
pari: ok, antay ako.
sister: pasok na, wala na ko panty!

Recite this using the Pilipino alphabet

(Recite Dis using the Pilipino alphabet!)

B K W L K M G W P R M S Y, T W K ........ H H H H

M S Y K N B ? T W P ........H H H H H

T M N, P R K N T NG!!!!!